The Baltimore Ravens 12 Days of Christmas

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Feb 3, 2013; New Orleans, LA, USA; Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones (12) celebrates with teammates after returning a kick for a touchdown against the San Francisco 49ers in the third quarter in Super Bowl XLVII at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome. Mandatory Credit: Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports

In the spirit of the Christmas season, please enjoy the Baltimore Ravens 12 Days of Christmas, written by yours truly:

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four DPOYs, three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: five, my quarterback! four DPOYs, three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six Steve Smith touchdowns, five, my quarterback! four DPOYs, three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven years of Harbaugh, six Steve Smith touchdowns, five, my quarterback! four DPOYs, three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: the eighth best scoring offense, seven years of Harbaugh, six Steve Smith touchdowns, five, my quarterback! four DPOYs, three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine, the awesome kicker, eighth best scoring offense, seven years of Harbaugh, six Steve Smith touchdowns, five, my quarterback! four DPOYs, three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: ten interceptions, nine, the awesome kicker, eighth best scoring offense, seven years of Harbaugh, six Steve Smith touchdowns, five, my quarterback! four DPOYs, three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 11 Sizzle sacks, ten interceptions, nine, the awesome kicker, eighth best scoring offense, seven years of Harbaugh, six Steve Smith touchdowns, five, my quarterback! four DPOYs, three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 2012’s Super Bowl, 11 Sizzle sacks, ten interceptions, nine, the awesome kicker, eighth best scoring offense, seven years of Harbaugh, six Steve Smith touchdowns, five, my quarterback! four DPOYs, three Pro Bowlers, two Super Bowls and a Ray Lewis statue at M&T.

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